I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Everyone says I win the strip club
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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