words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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