dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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