i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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