i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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