btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
