Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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