i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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