like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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