I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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