okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
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So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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