Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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