I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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