Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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