Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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