It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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