a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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