I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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