dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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