Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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