Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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