My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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