I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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