How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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