some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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