On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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