but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.