True but thats because hes a fetus.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.