He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
