This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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