We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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