Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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