We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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