I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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