My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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