yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
