there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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