Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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