don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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