i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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