Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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