I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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