everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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