i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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