Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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