I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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