You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
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When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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