I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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