I looked at my own cervix.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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