yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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