Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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