It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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