3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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