I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just want nice things and good sex
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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