New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.